Even Monsters Have to go Poo
Image by upklyak at freepik.com I totally understand that Advanced Dungeons and Dragons is a fantasy game in a made up universe with made up monsters. When I was 12 we'd design dungeons where the monster would sit in the same room 24/7, just waiting for adventurers. Now that I'm 53 and again playing with people my age, I'm worried about keeping it "real." One of the ways to keep it "real" is the fact that if it is nonmagical, not undead, and eats it is going to have to go to the bathroom. Now, the concept of monsters going to the bathroom has opened up some great adventure plot lines. For example, in a goblin lair I set it up so that the goblins didn't care, they just went to the bathroom wherever. This created two opportunities for me as the DM. First, I said the smell was so bad that everyone was going to need to make a save or be at -1 to hit for the entire lair. Second, anyone that fell on the ground was going to have to make a ...